Name: Going Dutch
Released: 2025-01-01

Seasons & episodes

Season

Pilot

2025-01-02

The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.

Tanks for Nothing

2025-01-09

General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.

CIA

2025-01-16

The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.

Korfball

2025-01-23

Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.

Nazi Hunters

2025-01-30

The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games; when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.

When You Wish Upon a Star

2025-02-13

Gen. Davidson arrives at Stroopsdorf to receive his second star; the colonel eagerly desires a promotion and needs Capt. Quinn's help to charm Gen. King; Maj. Shah dips his toes back into the dating pool.

Once Upon a Twice Christmas

2025-02-20

It's the middle of spring and the Dutch are celebrating Christmas -- again; the colonel and Katja are looking forward to celebrating their first Christmas dinner together as girlfriend and boyfriend.

The Trial of Jan

2025-02-27

The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.

The Exes of Evil

2025-03-06

When the Colonel's three ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends; Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring.

Born on the Third of July

2025-03-13

After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves.

Synopsis

After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.